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Highlights

Too lazy to actually "blog."  Forming sentences takes work, and I'm too tired to be witty, so here are some highlights as of late:

Me:  "Ethan, can you say 'I love you?'"

Ethan:  "Yes."

Me:  "Uh, okay then..."


Livi, looking concerned at the plush Thomas the Tank Engine, whom she insists upon calling "Toby":  "Oh no!"

Me:  "What's wrong?"

Livi, looking at Toby:  "Toby's sick."

Me:  "Toby's sick?"

Livi, nods:  "Has boo-boo."

Me:  "Toby has a boo-boo?"

Livi:  "Has a boo-boo on his knee."

Me, wondering where the knee-cap on a steam engine would be:  "Um, where's Toby's boo-boo?  Can you show me?"

Livi, pointing to the front fender of engine: "There!"

Me:  "Why don't you kiss it?  Maybe that would make Toby feel better."

Livi, leans over and "Mwaw!" kisses the boo-boo.  "There Toby--it's all better now."


I'm watching some inane video with Livi when I feel a moist swipe on my arm.  I glance over in time to see her stick her finger up her nose, and mindlessly wipe it on my arm. 

Me:  "NO!  Don't wipe your nose on me."

Livi shrugs and sticks her finger in her mouth.

Me:  "Don't eat it either!"  (mad scrambling for a Kleenex)  "Here--put the booger in a Kleenex." 

This is met with wild woman of Borneo screams and howls. 

Me:  "Here, go 'snuff snuff' and blow your nose INTO the Kleenex."  Livi, curious, obliges.

Me:  "Good girl!  Now wipe wipe wipe!" (playful wiping of nose).

Livi now squeals, laughs and then EATS the Kleenex.  Sigh....

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  1. AmandaAugust 23, 2012 at 6:30 AM

    highlights are great : )
    i agree: sometimes I"m too tired to form sentences too

    ReplyDelete

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